President Clinton got off the helicopter in front of the White House
and
had a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention,
saluted,
and said: "Nice pigs, sir."
The President replied: "These are not pigs, these are authentic
Arkansas
Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea."
The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, "Nice
trade,
sir"