Little Johnny asks: "Daddy, how was I born?"

Ol' DAD SAYS:

Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on AOL.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a
download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we
discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was
too late
to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup
appeared and said:

"You've Got Male!"

G R E A T !

Burr Patterson, Jr. wrote:

Little Johnny asks: "Daddy, how was I born?"

Ol' DAD SAYS:

Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on AOL.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a
download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we
discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was
too late
to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup
appeared and said:

"You've Got Male!"