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June 28th 04, 07:20 PM

In article ,
(Steve Robeson, K4CAP) writes:

(William) wrote in message
.com...

Wonder if weasel register with county animal control? He have new
license with pretty border for his wall.

I scared. Somebody with disabiltity to understand fact give people
medicine.

So sad. I begin think it true.

Not slime yet.

He no Opertator. He just Tater.

Tater died. 16 May 1999.

"Tater" common slang in southern states USA for POTATO since
before nursie born.

Nursie write word OPERTATOR. Others make wordplay of gaffe,
make TATER = TATOR. Nursie not understand, just stand under
word play and get hit. Nursie angry. Make noise about personal
tragedy. Demand others' sympathy by inference.

Oh, oh! And burnt microwave popcorn.

He Majorette.

He need angioplasty of large bowel. Sumptin stuck there.

I'd point out that there is no such thing as "angioplasty" of a
bowel, however it would be lost on you. Requires an education to
under stand.

Normal mind understand wordplay. Nursie not understand, just
stand under, see humor go over head very fast, not perceive.

Nursie very educated. Study sick-iatry in UK, learn spelling of
"-iour" words. Dr. Killgore graduate with honiours.

Nursie very spay-shul. No, nursie not understand SNL talk.
Nursie be special, allatime wanna have focus on him in rage,
how he victim, have worst troubles anyone.

Me not want hear that pop. Hope he get help.

Dialing.........

[transcript of recording]

"Hello? This is the Ohio State Professional Contacts Association
for the Committment of All Who Don't Think Like Nursies, how may
I help you?"

" # $ % ^ & ! ! ! ! ! ! "

"Sir, calm down, it is hard to understand you cursing in British
accents."

" #$%^&!! "

"That's better, I can understand you now. For purposes of
indentification, I need your Contact Ass member number."

"k4cap"

"Sorry sir, that's an amateur radio call sign, not the Commit
Ass number..."

"k4yz?"

"Sorry sir, that's also an amateur radio number, not a
Commit Ass number. Can you give me your legal name and
address?"

"i am in conference with personalities now and we are deciding."

"Sir, we don't have time for this. Please identify yourself. We
do have caller-ID and can tell you are calling from Tennessee."

"WE HAVEN'T DECIDED YET!!!"

"Sir, calm down, you are shouting again..."

"C R E E P !!!! P U T Z !!!!

"Sir! Please calm yourself. We have your Tennessee address
and have alerted your state's medical professionals...you will
receive help very soon. Look for two men in white uniforms
carrying a nice form-fitting jacket......thank you for calling the
Ohio State Professional Contacts Association for the
Committment of All Who Don't Think Like Nursies...Contact
Ass is open twenty-four seven for the benefit of all who cannot
take normal debate on the Internet...our hotline is always open
at 1-800-HAM-KILL."

click dial tone

[end transcript]

Temper fry...

LHA / WMD