In article .net,
says...

August 12, 2004 06:11 PM EDT

Gettysburg, Pa (API)

In a surprise announcement today, FCC Chairman Michael Powell released
preliminary news of a new "user fee" based revenue system for amateur

snip silliness

Ok... That wasn't bad. I got about ten lines in before I started
chuckling, so you actually had me going for a second. ;-)

I only have one question: Why didn't you save this for April Fools
for next year? It would have made a first-class entry!

73 de KC7GR


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