Mike Coslo wrote in message ...
(N2EY) writes:
Mike Coslo wrote in message
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N2EY wrote:
"Heard On 80"

"Chowpy chowpit
Chow chow chi chow"
Something's wrong
With his radiow.

Hey, that's a good imitation of SSB on an AM radio!

"Different Kind Of Ham"

He used a match
To check gas tank
That's why they call him
Skinless Frank
Burma Shave

Road was slick
Curve was sharp
White robe, halo
Wings and harp
Burma Shave

More public safety jingles:

Car in ditch
Man in tree
Moon was full
So was he
Burma Shave

Trains don't wander
All over the map
'Cause no one sits
On the engineer's lap"
Burma Shave

Yield at crossings
If you'd be spared
Trains don't whistle
Because they're scared
Burma Shave

Gag promotiuon that went somewhat wrong.

FREE FREE
One trip to Mars
For 900
Empty jars
Burma Shave

A store owner asked his customers to bring back their empty Burma
Shave jars, and he quickly collected 900 of them and presented them to
the company. So they sent him to Mars - a small town in Pennsylvania.


Obscure, sort of:

Though we've sold
A million others
We still can't sell
Those coughdrop brothers
Burma Shave

73 de Jim, N2EY