"robert casey" wrote in message
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Usenet Street Sweeper wrote:

Traffic something like:

"What did Santa Claus say at the whorehouse?"

"'Ho, 'ho, 'ho!"

That reminds me of a time when my wife tagged along as I went to the
lumberyard. They had a display of gardening implements there, and as I
looked through the shovels and rakes I make a loud comment to the effect of:

"I'm looking for a new hoe!"

Charles, N5PVL