Steve, one of my sons had a bad accident and his leg was broken in two
places. After spending a night in the e-room and a day in the
hospital, he went to work finding a new job. He had been cheffing, but
its hard to chef from a wheelchair, and he had bills to pay. So I kept
bringing him newspapers and he started calling around to jobs that
sounded like "sit-down" jobs. He sold magazines by telephone for a
week, then he got on at a window/siding place. He started making OK
money - more than cheffing paid even though he loved cheffing. He met
another salesman on the job, and they talked a little. The guy lived
for free with his "girlfriend" and her two children in sec 8 housing.
You see, she has asthma and can't work. But she can have wild,
passionate sex and get pregnant, then go through childbirth at least
twice. Not bad for a person who can't work. Well, my son in a
wheelchair and pins in his leg read this guy the riot act. He almost
got fired for being "prejudiced."

I listened to a guy who called in on 700/WLW one night. He was a
workman's comp investigator. Funniest two minute call I've ever heard.
He called in while actually having someone under surveillance, and
said that he wished they were listening to the program so they would
start acting injured again. He'll probably get fired for that, and the
faker will get a lifetime of freebies.

bb