New song about ****hed
Don't blame the AKC...this was anonymously sent to some email
addresses yesterday. Of course, we can't resist posting it here
because it is sooo funny and soooo accurate. HARDEEEHARRHARRHARR, LIFE
IS GOOD WHEN YOU AINT A SISSY NAMED TWISTEDHED!!!!
TO THE TUNE OF THE 1972 HIT "CANDYMAN"
Who can take a hard dick
Suck out all the goo
Stuff his nose up a butt crack
And rim it real good too
Twistedhed
Oh Twistedhed does
Twistedhed does cuz he mixes jizz with spit
And thinks it tastes real good
Who can bend it over
And beg for throbbing dick
And when he's finished gettin' pumped
Turn around and lick a prick
Twistedhed
Oh Twistedhed does
Twistedhed does cuz he mixes jizz with spit
And thinks it tastes real good
Twistedhed thinks
Faggot keyclown twinks
Are satisfiyng and delicious
Talk about his childhood wishes
He really blows those faggot bitches
Who can hit a truckstop
Announce that he'll be reamed
Collect ten bucks a trucker
And then suck up all the cream
Twistedhed
Twistedhed does
Twistedhed does cuz he mixes jizz with spit
And thinks it tastes real good
Twistedhed thinks
Faggot keyclown twinks
Are satisfiyng and delicious
Talk about his childhood wishes
He really blows those faggot bitches
Sorry Sammy...we could not resist...
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