To all rec.radio.cbers that have ever been attacked, insulted,
victimized, annoyed, or bored by Twistedhed -- this is a day of
rejoicing.

Although the probablility of Twisty's ID being completely correct is
high, he will vehemently deny it in an effort to cast doubt upon the
waters. You must not falter, but instead challenge him at every turn.
It is only in this way that he will eventually give up and slink away
in defeat.

Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well
equipped and battle-hardened. He will fight savagely.

But know this, due to the courageous actions of an unsung few, the
tide has finally turned.

Please join us in a toast to honor Frank at 0000 UTC today. Raise your
glasses high, wherever you are, and drink to his valorous achievement,
and to our eventual freedom from Twistedhed.