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Old December 16th 03, 05:24 PM
Frank Gillinad
 
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From: (ZOLTAN)
N8 is walking around in a supermarket yelling, "Cris-co, Cris-co?" A
store clerk says to him, "Sir, the Crisco is in Aisle Five." He says,
"I'm not looking for cooking Crisco, I'm calling my girlfriend." The
clerk says, "Your girlfriend is named Crisco'?" He says, "No, I only
call her that in public." The clerk says, "What do you call her when
you're home?" He says, "Lard Ass".
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At home he needs call only once. The echo keeps it going for fifteen
minutes or so.