Keith Hosman wrote in message . ..
The blond enters a store that sell curtains.
She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.
The salesman assured her that they had a large selection of pink
curtains.
He showed her several patterns, but the blond seemed to be having a
hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asked what size curtains she needed.
The blond replies "fifteen inches"
"Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what
room are they for?"
The blond tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her
computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "but, Miss, computers do not have
curtains!"
The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"

guffaw, guffaw....come on keith ....please keep these internet jokes
short if at all possible....