Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, several southern tv stations
are joining together and are planning to do their own, entitled "Survivor:
Southern Style."

The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to Georgia, then to
Florida and on to South Carolina. From there they will head up to North
Carolina and over to Tennessee. They will then proceed down to Mississippi
and Louisiana. Finally ending up back over in Alabama.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and large
bumper stickers that read:
I'm Gay, I'm a Vegetarian, NASCAR Sucks, Go Yankees! Smoking is for Idiots,
No drinking allowed, Hillary in 2004, Deer Hunting is Murder ,and I'm Here
to Confiscate Your Guns!

The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive, wins.