"Landshark" wrote:
"Steveo" wrote in message
...
This little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink. He's
been sitting there for half an hour when this big trouble-making
truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in
one swig. The poor little guy starts crying. "Come on man, I was just
giving you a hard time," says the truck driver. "I'll buy you another
drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day
of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything
right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss
fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and
I have no insurance. I grabbed
a
cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was left in
the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to
this bar and was intent on putting an end to my life, and then you show
up and drink the damn poison."

If you thought things weren't going well for you, think of this poor guy.


-snip-

Jeezus H Christ!!! Makes a man want to jump off a bridge and enjoy the
ride!!