Steveo wrote:

This little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink. He's
been sitting there for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck
driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying. "Come on man, I was just giving you a
hard time," says the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just
can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," says
the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and
was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the
parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a
cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was left in the
cab. At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this
bar and was intent on putting an end to my life, and then you show up and
drink the damn poison."

A truck driver was sitting in the resturant eating his lunch when a gang
of bikers came in. One of the bikers sat down next to him, reached over
and took the truckers lunch and proceeded to eat it. Grinning the biker
said, "so what are you going to do about it?" The trucker said nothing,
got up, walked over to the cashier and paid for the lunch and walked
out. The biker said, "boy that trucker sure was a sissy wasen't he,
wouldn't even put up a fight for his lunch". The cashier said, "yea, not
a very good truck driver either, he just backed over three motocycles."