MAKING LOVE

The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love withah my
wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6
inches above da bed in ecstacy."



The Frenchman replies. "Zat is noting, when Ah've finished making
ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick
za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze
bed in pure ecstasy."



The Conservative Redneck says, "That aint nothing. When I've finished
porkin the ole lady , I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and
wipe my weener on the curtains. She hits the freakin' ceiling.