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November 22nd 04, 01:28 PM

"Reuben N. Fries" wrote in message ...
(Psychiatrist to keyclowns) wrote in
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"Reuben N. Fries" wrote in message
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Keith Hosman KC8TCQ wrote in message
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MAKING LOVE

The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love withah my
wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she
floats 6 inches above da bed in ecstacy."

The Frenchman replies. "Zat is noting, when Ah've finished making
ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah
lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches
above ze bed in pure ecstasy."

The Conservative Redneck says, "That aint nothing. When I've
finished porkin the ole lady , I git out of bed, walk over to the
winder and wipe my weener on the curtains. She hits the freakin'
ceiling.

The Judas Iscariot says, "That's nothing. When I finish playing my
hide the salami games with keyclowns, I get out of bed, put on my
kneepads, and head for the truckstop."

Whats the matter, fugly dougay?

Keith won't turn to the Dark Side, for you..?

It sure sounds like sour grapes for you!! hardeeharrharr!!!!

Nah, not at all. As certain other amateurs have heard about it,
Gumline boy has been experiencing various situations that could be
construed as people voicing an opinion. They will continue, of course.

Sorry, guess I meant, demented sour grapes...

Your surrogate wife already regrets her actions, trust me.

It really is a pity that you're so laughably clueless.. rofl

Ahh, the michigan chapter of kneepad wearers of keyclownland speaks up!

Good boy, here's a biscuit.