"Emilio Goldstien" wrote in
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I am almost divorced, but I live pretty close to my (almost) ex-wife's
house house.
I would like to pick up the wireless door chime at her (really MY) old
home. I cannot seem to nail down the frequency. I've rung the doorbell
and runaway 6 times now with my scanner to no avail.
One of my kids spotted me because she was parked in the driveway but I
failed to see her till after I rang the bell. Then our eyes met. It was
embarrassing as hell.
Anyway, I obviously can't keep trying that, plus the wife has a
restraining order.
I just think that it must be possible to hear her doorbell from at more
than 1000 feet away.
That way, everyone is happy.

I've always been a home automation nut, so this is really mostly for
entertainment purposes.

Anyway, is this legal? It's still my house. Will it sound like a
doorbell on the scanner? Someone told me I can't divulge anything I
hear.

Thanks


Try sticking a 12 volt battery up your ass, then swallow a half gallon jug of
warm salt water with a cup of hydrogen peroxide mixed in.
The resulting chemical reaction in your innards,oddly enough,will perfectly
replicate the frequency of your former door chime.
Turn your scanner on,hold it by your ass,and the next time you pass gas,the
scanner will auto-tune to the correct freq !

Hope this helps