Eric Ferguson wrote:

Doorbell, doorbell......who needs the doorbell?....She gave me a key,
and now I'm doing a home improvement by hooking up 110 volts a.c. to
the doorbell button....Have fun *lighting up*.....

Yeah, we also had a lot of fun down at the range.

She was a little iffy at first, but she caught on quite nicely.

The 1911 is too much for her, but she really likes the Glock.

Restraining order? That's ok.

It only needs to last... what... (checks calendar) nine more days...

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"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his
hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. " H.L. Mencken