On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 07:36:25 -0400, "David L. Wilson"
proclaimed:
I have not recently watered your plant and will not be back until later next
week. You might want to get a key and water it.

(Sent from home)

If you come into my home and attempt to water any plants you can count
on a welcome from Smith and Wesson.

(sent from the bunker)