Super Spy
The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews, and
testing were done, there were three finalists.
Two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA
agents took one of the men to a
large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions,
no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room,
you will find your wife sitting in a chair.
Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never
shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not
the right man for this job. Take your wife
and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He
took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for
about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears
in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said,
"You don't have what it takes, take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
instruction to kill her husband. She took the gun and
went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot
after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging
on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The
door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She
wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to
beat him to death with the chair."
Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.
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