"SouthDakotaRadio" wrote in message
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1) By habbin' sum mo dat friiiihd shickun.


2) By goin to da white subuhhbs to shoplif 'an steal da cahhs.

3) By drinkin' anothuh fouh-tee 'an smokin' dat crack cocaine.

4) By axein' muh 19-year old daughttuh why she be habin' six kids and no
idea
who dey fadduhs is.

5) All dem things you jus' said.

Probably wondering (as the rest of us outside of the United States will) how
some Murricans like you can be so idiotic
and so stupid. No wonder the U.S. has racial problems.

You must have quite a few cotton cloth cones for your head made out of
bedsheets. If you do, it's only fitting. I'll bet white
gown fits well too.

You like basketball? (look at how many are not white). NBA wrote the book on
successful marketing of players.

Oprah Winfrey pays more in taxes than you would earn in a salary.

Sherman Helmsey (George) and Isabelle Sanford ("Weezy") had to be the two
funniest people on TV.

Louis Armstrong could certainly blow his own horn with class.

Many people bopped and danced to Fats Domino, and other artists who were
black, in the 1950's.

James Earl Jones was the voice of Darth Vader.

Crack Cocaine is made by whites as it is by blacks (even more so by whites
in some areas of the U.S. than blacks I'll bet).

In many areas cars are stolen by white guys fried out on drugs.

In many areas screwed up white guys try to sell drugs onto kids.

Probably the white guy who plays on the high school football team and is a D
in English scored a hit with the empty helmet blonde cheerleader after the
game underneath the bleachers, long after the black students who were
sitting there had gone to their seperate homes to study forthe big test next
week. Poor dude has to put in extra shifts at the gas station to earn extra
money to pay for expenses for the baby, and pay for the first month's rent
for the mobile home in the trailer park on the other
side of the tracks.