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hot pancakes wrote:

ps: I find it **very amusing** that James' prediction of the
end-of-the-world +coincides with+ the annual end-of-the-world
party held by the Church of the SubGenius up in Brushwood
NY! Happening right now, see the link below.
My bets are that "Bob" will arrive in the motherships
LONG before James Lloyd's chickens and cows come
back home to s--t inside the dirt floor of his remote rural studio
in Oregon. Ba ha ha ha ha!!!

PRAISE "Bob" !! www.subgenius.com


This is the original Time Control program that has helped thousands to
fear no longer the STARK FIST of REMOVAL.

Praise Bob! Praise Bob!

Wait a minute, I'm a PINK! I got no slack! Why am *I*
praising Mr. "They can have my pipe when they can pull it
out of my dead, clenched teeth"????

Now you, too, can speak to
benevolent aliens at the Alter of X-ist Contact. Learn Frame
Straightening, Body Repair, Gripe Elaboration, FunKQu, Frenzy
Techniques, Excremeditation, the Essentials of Survival and TIME
CONTROL.

Nuts. Old stuff. EVERYbody can do that!

Attettd End O' The World Drills and Chance Labs. Learn to
'Tenlike. Evaluate the so-called "accidents" and "coincidences" in your
timestream. Perform long, complicated rites of initiation and rituals of
Communionication. Accullate yourself to the Church, where you will be
isolated, given a new diet, a new set of habits, and an altered label
and appearance. The new void in your bran-pan will be refilled with
corrected info and subconsciously implanted ritual experiences. Follow
your FOLLIES and COMPULSIONS and become rich like us.

And maybe have sex.

Explore the "Zen" of stupidity! Channel chronic procrastination into
life-saving paranoia and precise anatityl MAKE WASTE!!
Find out who your Personal Saviors may be and who are the False Prophets
in your life!

And how you can hurt them SOOOO bad...

Praise Bob!

And pass the whipped cream.

^_^

Shortwave (see? It;s on topic!)

FW