I for one, am starting to farm my own ohms in the backyard. I'm tired of
paying the high prices for other products such as gasoline, and I don't wish
to get caught with my resistors down around my ankles when an ohn shortage
occurs. They're easily raised,

Thanks for starting me on a new search path. I checked under 'farmers" and
found all types in the USDA website, but no Ohm Farmers.

I then tried the Pennsylvania Dept. of Agriculture, which as you older guys
know, used to register foods, but again a dead end.

On "cooking.com" there was a reference to "ohm on the range"
as a popular song about food. ("Yes we have no bananas" was another one).
"fried green Tomatos" too.

Does this clear up the issue?