"I. P. Yurin" wrote in message
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In article , "snow"

writes:


- But I don't think that Carole Wright sells wheel chairs, Hernia
products or
the tastefully illustrated book " the One Hour Orgasm";
-Wonder if this Is this a " try & buy" product ??

Is that "One Hour" as in it TAKES one hour? Or it LASTS one hour? If
it's the latter, please give us the URL.

Well, I _was_ ready to believe in you, Colonel, especially after
your elegant defemse of our fellow workers, the ants. But now, to express
such prurient interests in decadent western habits...it seems a Commissariat
should be above such things.



We have need of every type of tool in the struggle against the
capitalist encirclement.

Consider the harm done to the Workers' State's image if the filthy
imperialist parasites manage to provide their oppressed workers with 1
hour orgasms while here -- in the Workers' Homeland -- free and happy
socialist workers cannot have that.

Communism makes mankind fully human. Good sex is part of being human.
Therefore, we will have better orgasms here! Even if the capitalists
sell us the ropes, blindfolds, and handcuffs.

"Learn from Comrade Beria as Comrade Beria learned from Comrade
Stalin!"

--
Col. I.P. Yurin
Commissariat of Internal Security

Stakhanovite
Order of Lenin (1937)
Hero of Socialist Labor (1939)