by Paul Westman

The September 4, 2003 issue of trendy New York City rock magazine
Rolling Stone had a cover story about the Olsen twins, Mary-Kate and
Ashley, entitled “The Sisters of Perpetual Abstinence.”

Hmmm... Perpetual abstinence doesn't sound healthy. They should
probably take some of that Maka crap that boosts the libido.

What time & freq. is their s/w radio program on?



...a strange, drooling quality lurks beneath the author’s words. Who
will be lucky enough to despoil these clueless Aryan virgins? she
seems to smirk.

Are you throwing your hat in the ring? Aren't these little kids who
make movies for other little kids?

We will be opening a file on you at the Commissariat.

--
Col. I.P. Yurin
Commissariat of Internal Security

Stakhanovite
Order of Lenin (1937)
Hero of Socialist Labor (1939)