I would that the last king were strangled with the guts of the last priest.

-Jean Meslier

Just change 'priest' with 'pope'.

From: "Dr. Artaud"
Organization: Matter
Newsgroups: rec.radio.shortwave
Date: Fri, 10 Oct 2003 15:38:33 -0000
Subject: Nobel Peace Prize

The politically correct Nobel Peace Prize, "Speculation on winners this
year had centered on former Czech President Vaclav Havel and Pope John
Paul II", was, instead awarded to a female Human Rights Activist in Iran.

Nice going guys, don't give the ailing (dying) Pope some respect for his
lifetime of dedication, Nooooo, let's award it to a female from Iran that
will likely be killed by some Islamic lunatic from her own country merely
for winning the prize and accepting it without her head scarf.

By choosing a Female (believe me, there have been plenty deserving Female
awardees over the years) and an Islamic one at that, the Peace Prize
officials have shown that they can rise above the fray and look the other
way, excuse me while I go and puke.

Here is the list of the Awardees over the years:

http://almaz.com/nobel/peace/

Jimmy Carter, this proves that the Nobel Committee uses Drugs.

Koffi Annan, ahem, need I say more?

Kim Dae Jung, this proves that insanity runs amok in the selection
Committee.

Skipped some

Joseph Rotblat and to the Pugwash Conferences on Science and World
Affairs, sounds like a scene from Harry Potter.

In 1994, the prize was awarded jointly to, are you ready, drum roll
please, Yasser Arafat, Shimon Peres, and Yitzhak Rabin, the latter 2 from
Israel. No doubt that they were afraid to award the Prize to a single
selection from above (don't jump to Jewish Conclusions, I wouldn't give
it to Arafat, that's for sure)

Nelson Mandela and Fredrik Willem De Klerk.

Anyway, read the list for yourself, it's major politically correct, Miss
America has a more objective chance of being selected for her attributes
than the list of schmucks that they choose.

http://www.nobel.no/index.html

Dr. Artaud

This years winner, "The Survey Says!"

"OSLO, Norway - Human rights activist Shirin Ebadi won the 2003 Nobel
Peace Prize on Friday for her work fighting for democracy and the rights
of women and children, the first Muslim woman and the first Iranian to
receive the accolade".