Frank Dresser wrote:
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Hoagland doesn't know the half of it. The entire planet is made out of
Chevy Vegas, which explains why Mars consists of little but rust.

I thought they were Datsun-1200's. I never saw a car disintegrate like
that one. The front shock towers would collapse until the tires were
rubbing on the inside of the wheel wells. If you tried to weld what was
left of the sheet metal, it would vaporize in a puff of smoke. All of
this was because the Japanese experimented with recycled steel by
laminating (compressing) it into new sheet metal. The problem was they
didn't get the trapped air and water out of the layers with the
compressing process. The cars literally rusted from the inside out.


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