It is the truth!!!!

Dancing With Myself, written about LARDASS Lloyd Davies
by Billy Idol
This song was inspired by an obese, pathetic bloody ****** named Lloyd Davies!
This loser couldn't get laid in a bloddy whorehouse with a no-limit Visa card.
Billy Idol



Dancing With Myself
(Billy Idol, 1984/ guess who, 2004)

On the floor of christian dances I show
Or the Wagon Wheel gay Bar I a-go, go
With natural selection
I always get rejection
I'm dancing with myself

When there's no-one else in sight
In the crowded lonely LARDASS Lloyd night
Well I wait so long
For a love connection
And I'm dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Well it's the Lord I choose
And I never have screwed
I'll be dancing with myself

If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But you pick the good looking guys
And always pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself

So I drink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I didn't have this fat gut
I'd actually get a ****
But I'll be dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Well I'm addicted to food
And I have 80 pounds to lose
I'll be dancing with myself

If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But you pick other guys
And always pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself

So I drink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I'd get some romance
But I'll be dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
If I had the chance
I'd ask to get into your pants
If I had the chance
I'd have some romance
If I had the chance
I'd get hair implants

[Fade chorus]

Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself

Well If I looked all over the world,
And I've never had a girl
Because I study the guys
Not the girls' thighs
Leave me dancing with myself

So I drink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had just the chance
I'd get into your pants
But I'll be dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
If I just had the chance
I'd get into your pants
If I had the chance
I'd have some romance
If I had the chance
I'd get hair implants



Mongolloyd Davies
Deliverance Extra