Most of the idiots I encounter seem to enjoy driving on the streets and
roads around me. The incredibly slow ones always seem to end up in front of
me, and the outrageously fast ones always seem to end up behind me.


I think I got you beat on that one. There were a few idiots here in one car who
would get behind me and speed up super-fast , so that I had to speed up to
avoid a wreck, and then they would pass me and pull in front of me and go
super-slow so that I had to pass them to avoid a wreck, and then they would
speed up super-fast behind me, then super slow in front of me (on the freeway).