OK I'll give it a try.....

Here are 20 tell-tale signs that you're a liberal.

1. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of
federal funding.
No - but Gov't help could slow it's spread. Just like the gov't helps
to find a cure for Cancer, helps the needy, etc... Just like Jesus
would do.

2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders
how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
You would equate a good book with good sex.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans
are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands
of Chinese and North Korean communists.
Americans kill plenty more Americans than the Chinks. And lots of
times they do it with guns - stupid.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
The gov't gives you money for holding a mortgage so why can't they
fund the arts?

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by
soccer moms driving SUV's.
SUV's don't help.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being
homosexual is natural.
Both are natural. At what age did you decide to be a hetero?

7. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on
demand.
I wouldn't want an abortion if I didn't demand it. And Capital
Punishment - well, when they stop making mistakes then go for it.

8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments
create prosperity.
Part of the reason for America's prosperity is our form of Gov't.
It's simply the best.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony
activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
Hunting is fine with me but people in San Fran can love the env too.
Gee ur stupid.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually
doing something to earn it.
Uh - I don't understand that one.

11. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts
of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain
parts of the Constitution.
I'm for the ACLU because there should always be a Yin and Yang. We
actually need dumservatives like yourself too. There - I said it. As
for guns - I just don't want people in trailers to have 'em. And
criminals. And kids.

12. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too
high.
Show me someone that thinks taxes are too low and I'll show you
someone who likes ATM fees.

13. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more
important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee
and Thomas Edison.
Women are important. Just ask your mother.

14. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
quotas and set-asides are not.
Rasicm is stereotyping people. Just like you're doing with this list
stupid.

15. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very
nice person.
How would I know? I only hear what the liberal media tells me.

16 . You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in
charge.
FDR made it work.

17. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail,
but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
Former drunks can be forgiven.

18. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and
manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal
One's religious - one is not. Peter Paul has nuts - Mounds don't.

19. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the
Chinese government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.
It is if it gets a Democrat elected. Muhahahaha...

20. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast right wing
conspiracy.
No - it's a posting from a dumservative and very typical. Almost
stereotypical. Woa.



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Now here's some quotes for you. You tell me if they are from a
Conservative or Liberal.

Academics who lie about their credentials are "scum".

You ain't got a clue! Now go look in the mirror, I think your tin foil
hat is just a wee bit askew.

You gonna lie on Mother's Day Fat Boy? Come on, tell us some lies on
Mother's Day!

I'd have no problem torturing any lying academic who falsifies his
credentials such as you have.

Guess it would help the gene pool though! Mother Nature is not stupid!

Get back to me sometime when you've got your **** in the properly
sized sack.

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