GrtPmpkin32 wrote:
"Hey, George, what are ya doin' with that pig under your arm?"
"I got this for Laura..."
"Hell, seems like a good trade to me..."

Kerry and Edwards are on tour when their bus breaks down. A nearby
farmer says they can camp out in his barn with Klaus the Wonder Pig.
They moved in, and after fifteen minutes Klaus got up and opened all
the windows.

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MORE LIBERAL CENSORSHIP!
http://chronwatch.com/content/contentDisplay.asp?aid=10467
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004/10/20/123154.shtml