G R E A T !
Burr Patterson, Jr. wrote:
Little Johnny asks: "Daddy, how was I born?"
Ol' DAD SAYS:
Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on AOL.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a
download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we
discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was
too late
to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup
appeared and said:
"You've Got Male!"
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