This reminds me of a skit Margaret Cho does, impersonating her mother,
Korean accent and all:

Answering machine: *BEEP* Hello? Are you there? Pick up the phone! Are you
gay? Only gay screen call!

She's hilarious.

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That is correct, if you use a CB linear or freeband channels
you are a homosexual. It has been proven in AKC studies.
You also have a chip implanted that will cause you to respond
to this post with profanity, amusing your AKC Masters in the
process. Life is good when you're not a GAY ILLEGAL CB
KEYCLOWN!