On Sat, 09 Apr 2005 04:30:08 GMT, "Mel A. Nomah"
wrote:

Citing the success of the its licensing restructuring of May, 2000, the FCC
has announced an impending shortage of the top-grade "Extra" licenses, and
that only a limited number of these prestigious licenses remain available.

"The positive response to our restructuring caught us completely off guard,
and the supply of these licenses is almost exhausted. Only 15,000 remain to
be issued." said Riley Hollingsworth, a top insider on condition of
anonymity.

"The only fair way to distribute these remaining licenses if via a lottery,
so that all citizens have an equal opportunity for this coveted honor." he
said.

[snip of remainder of entirely unentertaining spoof]

I think you were eight days late with this.

--
LRod

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