Do you spend a lot of time home alone on Friday nights wondering why no one
does anything? (5 points)

Do you look forward to posting in news groups as a chance to be part of the
"gang?" (3 points)

Do you find that social outings often end with you being subjected to a
savage beating or "wedgie?" (2 points)

Were you a member of the band in high school? (6 points)

Were you a mathlete? (4 points for RMS voltage)

Was your last date an invitation to the roller rink? (3 points)

Have you failed to be invited to parties held at your house? (7 points)

Have you begun to believe that "the freak is here" is a term of endearment?
(4 points)

Does the stripper really like you? (4 points)

Does your "network" include Lloyd? (3 points)

Does a big Thursday night involve you and the cast of The Lavender Lads? (6
points)



(And will you bet five dollars that Roger plagiarizes this and claims it as
his own?)