Item 1:
How can anyone talk local anymore with these damned linears tearing up
channels above and below my home channel with yelling and constant yapping
about useless crap, especially repeating themselves 3 or 4 times calling
another station somewhere beyond the legal range according to FCC
Regulations!

The F.C.C. Does Not Exist!

It is operated by Linear operator sympathizers within the FCC that warn
their "friends" by personal phone about a possible "visit". And these
"friends" notify their friends and alert them to turn off all linears until
all is clear!

The FCC is unable to find the interference and quits making visits and
passes them off as "crybabies wanting attention from the FCC to bust
somebody!"

If the FCC would conduct an unscheduled audit of their employees then they
would find the leak! And have that person fired!

Item 2:
Channel 9 needs to be just another CB channel since Hwy patrol cars across
the WHOLE U.S.A. no longer carry them or have had them removed for good,
since everyone uses cell phones to report an incident!

Either Use channel 9 as an emergency or just let it fall to the side since
police departments despise them as useless compared to cell phones.

Why?

Well, someone may have made a prank report on the cb,
well damn, pranks can be made by landline or cell phone!

GEEZ!

Wake UP!

Item 3:
39 other channels so, why stay on one channel and tie it up with useless
issues that don't amount to jack ****! At the same time someone is unable to
hear their neighbor because a "Crybaby" of a trucker wannabe is on the
channel with their "Goodbuddy" cryin' cause they gotta take a load to this
place and they don't like goin there!

Turn in yer damn CDL and let someone else drive that is really looking for a
trucking career and you can go work at walmart everyday of your life or live
on the streets or sit at home on your ass! You supposed to a professional
truck driver! Instead you've made yourself a professional crybaby! You've
done that with every other job!

Be LUCKY you gotta damn job - look at all these people with NO jobs! No
home, NO nothing!!

And here you is being a Crybaby cause you gotta go take a load from point A
to Point B and you don't like going there because what.... you just don't
like the weather or the women or the men working there or the dogs, cats,
traffic, kids, the atmosphere the 4-wheelers that get in front of you, or
your goodbuddy didn't want to sleep in your bed!

Get Over Dat ****!
you's gonna have that, regardless!
"Different Strokes For Different Folks!"

And keep yo eyes and yo mind on the driving and the road --- not on that
chick in the car next to you!
That "chick" might have dick! But it don't matter to you just as long as you
get a look at the breasts and the ass, you could care less about what's
between those silky smooth legs!

maybe if you saw that -- you would keep your eyes and yo mind on the driving
and the road for good!

Item 4:
Shootin Skip on 19 is the most dumbest thing one can ever do!
first of all you ain't gonna talk to nobody special so shut up!
And the person claimin to be in Iowa may just be someone down the street
making you think you shootin skip!
So, Shut da hell UP and get off our road channel, dumbass!