steve zero productions announces the greatest movie ever made about
ww2. Starring an all keyclown cast, who play roles of American soldiers

that operated ham radios illegally before the war. The keyclowns
portray their fathers and grandfathers as they fight their way through
Europe to meet up with German keyclown operators and start "piece"
negotiations. The truckstop and Venereal disease ward scenes will make
you laugh out loud, as these keyclowns show the cost of fighting to
meet with the German keyclowns. The scenes where the keyclowns capture
enemy keyclowns at rifle point as they order "PANTS DOWN!" are also
unforgettable!


Don't miss the epic production of "SAVING RYAN'S PRIVATES" Coming to a
gay porn theater near you!


PRE RELEASE REVIEWS:


"mopeythetic shows his versatility when seducing the french!"
-Gene Sicksel, Women's Wear Monthly


"landshark is flamingly unforgettable as the keyclown German General"
-twitlips, Sporadic Waves


"The hospital scenes, with the wrist flipping injuries and the sore
booties graphically portray the cost of keyclownism" -Scottiekins,
NAMBLA WEEKLY