After replacing MonoCalculus with a small shell script on Sunday 27 Nov
2005 11:48, the following appeared on stdout:

Are zinc-carbon cells still sold today, or are the AA, A, C and D
cells made up of more insidious (and poisonous) compounds?

Just don't start prying Li-Ion cells to bits. They're rather nasty if you
manage to puncture them.
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Radio glossary #13
Integrated circuit: You have the only one in existence. This theory will
be borne out when you try to obtain a replacement.