Doug says I should stop by and you could get me lots of money back if I
bring some crisco. But all I have is canola oil as I am on a heart healthy
diet and eating that much crisco out of your snatch would surely cause a
clogged artery.

"Kathy Lee" wrote in message
news:1133548250.70ba59deb172bfa745d5dd0a96cdfbe1@f e5.teranews.com...
I AM CRISCO KATHY,TAX SEASON IS ALMOST UPON US. I
CAN GET YOU THE BEST
RETURN. IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT ILLEGAL.BUT WHAT
THE HECK,THE
GOVERMENT TAKES TO MUCH OF OUR MONEY. BE SURE AND
BRING A BIG CAN OF
CRISCO WITH YOU. I WORK BEST ON MY KNEES WHILE
SOMEONE SLATHERS MY FAT
ASS WITH CRISCO. BRING A BIG CAN, I HAVE A VERY
LARGE ASS.