"Scott in Baltimore" wrote...
Some people need a life, or just time to wipe all the brown off their nose.

His post had me in fits of laughter.

High tech software, high level encryption, remailers, bouncing messages between servers in
different countries, selecting your own IP and cover stories to hide identity.
It reads like some spoof spy film, but the best of all... all this for, as he claims, a
"poorly paid M&S vannie from Birmingham".

It's friggin hilarious. He is either one helluva comedian or, if he really believes his own
stories, a very sick person. He is either telling jokes, or he is a joke.
I do so hope that I am not laughing at some poor sod's affliction, but it really is the stuff
of TV comedy shows.


Regards,

Peter.


Laugh all you want, Peter. Your mixmaster remailer is hardly hi-tech or exotic,
but you DID use it, and that is ON the record. Anyone can trace your IP, there
are still security holes that can be used to discover the real sender of a
message, even when you have "chained" it through multiple remailers,
and it will eventually show Birmingham, Birmingham, Birmingham.

No matter what alias you use, be it "B. Swollocks" or "Buster Brumworthy",
I know who you are, and Brum is tattooed on your chest with indelible ink.

The test questions I gave you were not to text your knowledge of Brum,
but to see HOW you answered (or avoided) the questions. For example,
you were quick to point out the chocolate was "Cadbury" rather than
"Cadbury's"...something Brummies are born knowing, however those in
outlying districts do not make that distinction.

So go on watching William Regal on the telly and stuffing your gob with
pasties and collecting M&S pension. Spare me your prating about how
you "never heard of Birmingham" and "never set foot in the west midlands",
I don't believe it for a moment and no one else does either.