Who kicked in his slum screen door?
All slums have ****ed up windows and screens. What do they care, it's not
their money. He probably has holes cut in the screens so he can smoke
dope. You don't get a figure like his without a doobie and some cheese.

Doobies and cheese with corned beef and cabbage today! lol

Doobie, doobie, doo, where are you...
(to the tune of Scoobie Doo)