Imagine there's no Woger
It's easy if you try
No Glendale DF'ed for HF QRM'ing
Above us only clear ionosphere sky
Imagine Hollingsworth and all the hams
Living for today (qrm-free!)

Imagine there's no Lloydie
It isn't hard to do
Not even the fatass from Ohio
making fart noises on 2 Meters too
Imagine all the mobiles
Living life in ****-weak peace
(woooo hooo hoo hooooo...)

You may say that I'm a masturbater
But I'm not the only one playing with my wee-wee
I hope someday WGM will cum and join us
Even though he has a **** where his dic should be

Imagine no re-possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for bail bonds or clorox
A brotherhood of ham
Imagine the Gendale Shi+hole
no longer smells like a piggie farm
(woooo hooo hoo hooooo...)

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one who thinks in vain
I hope someday you'll join us
and RRAP will no longer look like a bedsheet cumstain