Cqdee CQdee radio rudie wrote:
Imagine Poor Lardass

Just a Lardo/I Ain't Got No-Body

(David Lee Roth/Louis Prima)


The name's Lloyd and I'm just a Lardo
And everywhere I go
Women don't want anything
to do with me
I paid for every dance
I can't get any romance
Oh, what they're saying

There will come a day
And I will pass away
What will they say about me

When the end comes I know
they'll say he's just a Lardo
Life goes on without me

I'm just a Lardo, everywhere I go
People know I can't get a woman
I paid for every dance
I can't get romance
Oh, what their saying

And there will come a day
And I will pass away
What will they say about me

When the end comes I know
They'll say "just a Lardo"
Life goes on without me

'Cause I ain't got nobody
Oh, and there's nobody cares for me
There's nobody cares for me

I'm so sad and lonely
Sad and lonely sad and lonely
Won't some sweet mamma
Come and take a chance with me
'Cause I ain't so bad (with the lights out)

And I'll squeal out, sweet love songs
All of the time
She will only be, only be
Bip bozadee bodzee bop le bop

I ain't got nobody
Oh and there's nobody cares for me
There's nobody cares for me

Hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla boobuhla
hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla bop

I ain't got nobody, nobody,
Nobody cares for me
Nobody , theres nobody cares for me
I'm so sad and lonely,
Oh lonely, oh lonely, lonely lonely

Won't some sweet mama come and rescue me
'Cause I ain't so bad (if she was blind)

And I'll squeal out
Sweet love songs
All of the time
She will only be, only, only, only only be
Baby, Sugar, Darling

I ain't got nobody, baby
And there's nobody, there's nobody
There's nobody, there's nobody
There's no one, there's no one
Nobody, nobody, nobody,
Nobody cares for me