"Fred" wrote in message
ups.com...
Well, you're out of luck if you think Billy the Bill Collector has a
marijuana farm on his property. If they catch you growing pot in El
Dorado County, the first thing they do is seize your land. Billy's
daddy grew a lot of Christmas trees on the property, and the Campaign
Against Marijuana Planting considers such tree farms to represent
likely hiding places for pot farms. Consequently, those helicopters
are always flying over really low, looking for pot plants. In short,
Billy would never be so dumb.


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