Not Lloyd wrote:
And Mork, after Fort Sill I went to Fort Benning, Georgia where I went to
Jump School. After that it was on to Fort Campbell for Advanced Infantry
Training. I earned the coveted patch of the Screaming Eagles, the 101st
Airborne.

You were what? Reading about it in your Soldier Of Fortune magazines?

IF that...More like saw some signs from the back window of
the little yellow bus and then made up things hoping no one would
notice or challenge him on it.

Steve, K4YZ