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If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure
the pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently
let it out and hope someone else gets blamed for it?

The best course is to go stand next to an old lady,
preferably one who looks wealthy. Let fly with your
pressure-release, then turn to the old lady and whisper
loudly, "Look innocent, lady, and everybody will think
that *I* did it!" :-)

Which reminds me of an old limerick:

I sat next to the Duchess at tea,
Which was simply the wrong place to be.
Her rumblings abdominal
Were simply phenomenal,
And everyone thought it was me!

I think if you're standing next to farting royalty, you're required to
take the blame.

Sc