I was talking with a friend in a shopping center parking lot the other
afternoon. I asked him if he'd seen the new cashier at the Aldi
supermarket.

He replied, "You mean the cheery brunette with the cute smile?"

"That's the one", I said.

I started thinking about how various r.r.a.p. denizens might have responded.

Brian Burke:

"You mean like working out of band Frenchmen on 6m?"

Mark Morgan:

"Lier! There is noa new ckhout gril. Koks on parade flsuh"

Len Anderson:

"This is an amateur radio newsgroup. Tsk, tsk, poor baby! Herr Robust
thinks that he is an expert in the field of supermarkets but he is one
sack shy of a full cart. I have been shopping in supermarkets for 53
years. I KNOW supermarkets and I have been pushing a cart without the
necessity for using morse code for decades. Aldi, based in the
Netherlands, takes in over 80 million dollars per year in sales. It
employs 15,000 in more than..."

Roger Wiseman:

"You &#@% the check out girl's *!@%# genital &%*@! with three donkeys in
her trash filled yard."

Dave K8MN