Geez Anne,
Tell us how you reall feel.



On Fri, 22 Sep 2006 16:37:20 GMT, "L Ron Humorless"
wrote:

LMFAO ! : )



"Anne Tannah" wrote in message
nk.net...

Here is a list of the band designations and allowable modes after the FCC
Report and Order comes out eliminating the Code Requirement.

Note: This bandplan has been endorsed by the C.B.R.L., Citizen
Band Relay League, 225 Main Street, Newington CT.

Band Frequency Allowable
Range(MHz) Emmissions
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CB-160 1.8 - 2.0 Splatter Mode, Echo-mics o.k.
CB-80 3.5 - 4.0 Belching & Farting permitted on 3.950
CB-40 7.0 - 7.3 Splatter mode, 7.2 echo-mic calling freq.
CB-20 14.0 - 13.35 Jamming modes permitted on 14.313
CB-15 21.0 - 21.45 Noise Toys & Roger beeps ok below 21.250
CB-11 27.185 National New Ham calling frequency.
CB-10 28.0 - 29.7 Tweak your CB a bit more and you're there!
CB-02 144 - 148 Farting and repeater kerchunking.


Profanity, insults, and Cursing are permitted if phrases like
"Old Extra licensee" or "Morse Code" are used in the same sentence.

Discussions of a technical nature are rarely heard and prohibited anyway.

27.185 MHz is also the prefered frequency for new hams to let out a mating
call.

Ten Codes are prefered for brevity.

See ya on the new Bands!

Anne