"The One True Rusty" wrote in message
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Will Dockery wrote:
Wavy G wrote:

plenty of snips for brevity

That's not our Russell B, you moron.

Are you quite sure about that? He posted poetry
to
rec.arts.poems
last April. I mean, two guys nicknamed "Rusty"
Waters, both of them
k00ks, both of them apparently very large, both
of
them poets, both
of them pizza delivery drivers, both of them
buddies
with Dockery,
Bishop, & Lysaght, and both of them going by "The
One
True Rusty",
some of the time? I dunno, the coincidences keep
piling up...

You're talking about "Russell B. Waters," a
regular
poster in
rec.arts.poems. I'm talking about "Russell B"
(no
last name), a
regular poster in alt.tv.real-world and alt.punk.
THEY ARE
DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!!!!!! RUSSELL B WAS MY BEST
FRIEND
AND HE'S DEAD
NOW. I SERIOUSLY DOUBT I WOULD BE BEST FRIENDS
WITH
SOME KIND OF
POETRY "WUSS" (NO OFFENSE TO THOSE PEOPLE,
THOUGH).

Sheesh.

"Russell B." was "Russell B. Waters", and was known
to
have posted as
such to RAP, using the huskydustyrusty addy, as
well
as the other.
Really, I don't think Russell B. is dead...

Russell B (*our* Russell B) was never "Russell B.
Waters," so you can
take that theory and stick it in a big dark hole
somewhere (use your
imagination, lol).

Uh, no, I double-checked him a long time ago, and
it's
him.

i can't believe that russel b waters is 'our' russel b
mind posting
proof?

Can you ask him again? I didn't hear his response
over
the crickets.

Don't worry about it, Wavy. It's way too much trouble to
check (two vast
posting histories to pore through to find what I
remember
seeing years
ago), and nothing is gained if I'm right but a flamewar
that
could last
for several months. I only mentioned it because I didn't
realise it was a
major point of contention...Pointless flamewars about
this
sort of thing
bore me to tears, so you'll excuse me, hmmm? You can be
teh
victor.

is it me or wavy g that can claim spank on you?
;-)
but i honestly think you were mistaken. i just can't
believe
that
those russels where the same people.

They are most assuredly not the same.

RusselB is a person with a gift that placed him as one of
the
best in
UPA.

He was the best. *We* were the best. The "A-Team," if you
will.

*Sniff* Russell B was the "Hannibal" to my "Murdock."

Nah, Pinch and Russell B were UseNet Gold.

Would they make me look like silver?

Bronze.

I can accept that. Are they still around?

Crossposted to:

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.p...s?lnk=oa&hl=en

so Rusty can perhaps answer some of these questions!

--
"Ozone Stigmata" by Will Dockery
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

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Hey buddy, the other Russell B. I've not even heard of except the
occasional mention of him on some of the groups I visit.
Not me, for certain.
I had no idea anyone else uses or used the "The One True Rusty"
moniker.
Oh well.
Hey, I would be remiss if I didn't take this opportunity to mention
that Alex "Dink" Cain is a midget and a homosexual, and also Meat Plow
is a drug-addled penniless loser who spawned retarded offspring.
Later!


You are such a little bitch, Rusty. You would probably be worth at least 20
packs of smokes in prison.