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Old October 30th 06, 04:00 PM posted to alt.pizza.delivery.drivers,alt.tv.csi,alt.tv.real-world,rec.arts.poems,rec.radio.cb
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Default Barbara's Cat spelling (advice/advise)


Meat Plow wrote:

Deny


You seem a little snippy this morning, Meat... looking out for your
slurp-buddy Barbie?

Barbara's Cat wrote:

"stop typing stupid, stupid."
- Renay's advise


You mean /advice/, right Barbie?

Look it up: http://wsu.edu/~brians/errors/advice.html

Heh... another for the collection.

Here's a short list of a few of the misspellings Barbie has put out,
sometimes in the subject lines of threads:

Harlot:

But Dad got mad and beat the lad.
"You little harlet you!
Get out my door, you little whore,
forget I ever knew you!"
-Barbara's Cat (Fri, Nov 26 2004 10:23 pm and several other reposts)

Testicles:

"Missing Testicals" (Mar 25, 11:57 am by Barbara Cat)

Eaten:

Children too free for the dangers out there,
you were a mother who took care of me,
and would feed us whatever you could find.
You shouldn't have ate that day, Vonnie Leigh.
-Barbara's Cat (Sun, Sep 21 2003 6:29 pm)

Eaten:

when everything digests just as it should.
Instead, they call when it's bad. Like after
you'd ate seven Soft-Shell Taco Supremes
-Barbara's Cat**** (Fri, Jun 4 2004 12:31 am)

Breathe:

I want to warm my face
in your sapphire splendor.
I want to breath your air
until our mouths go dry.
I want to wash my hands
in your silver river.
-Barbara's Cat (Sun, Feb 1 2004 8:30 am

Urm... that's enough Barbie Cat**** for one morning, but ya'll get the
idea.

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